The Quest Reward

This is ridiculous. I went through so much, I crossed the deserts and mountains, I sailed through the seas even though I hate ships and I fought my way through a labyrinth full of deadly traps and monsters. All to the mythical chamber and the golden box in it.

I was expecting a lot upon opening it. What I was not expecting was a spider that sat inside the box who greeted me and handed me a coupon for a lunapark that went out of business five winters ago.

I tried to explain it to the spider and it just shrugged with all of its shoulders and went poof, with the golden box... and the door.

I looked at the solid walls around me and then at the coupon and noticed tiny writing on it that said "Any complaints will be dealt with accordingly". If I find my way out of here, I am not giving them a single star on the review.